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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 97 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 3226 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!