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DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Chimeras Created:	2

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	4826
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	7401	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!