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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7099 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 730 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 9348 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.
join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.
we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.
so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?
