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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 570 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!