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LampStoreOwnerMC SMP

business expenses, business management, business operations, business overhead, commercial lighting, cost management, electricity bill, electricity rates, electricity usage, energy consumption, energy costs, energy efficiency, lamp stores, LampStoreOwnerMC, lighting fixtures, lighting industry, lighting store owners, operating expenses, retail business, small business owners, smp, utility bills

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we all rode pigs off a cliff just for funsies. And the best part? Our server is powered by actual lamps, so you know it’s gonna be LIT.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your electricity bill again, because we’re all about that lamp life. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, trust me.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let’s light up the night together. Just don’t forget to bring your own lampshade, because things can get pretty bright around here. Let’s get this party started, baby! 🕺💡🎉

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New Server IP
PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, Attack, Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign relations, international affairs, News, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Reversal, russia, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders

so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!

we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Lobster Land: The Crustacean Craze

Arthropods, bugs, CRAZE, creepy crawlies, Crustacean, Crustaceans, culinary delight, delicious seafood, exoskeleton, infestation, Land, Lobster, lobsters, marine animals, marine delicacy, marine life, ocean bugs, Pest Control, sea creatures, seafood, shellfish, underwater creatures, unwanted guests, Unwelcome

lol join our server cuz we got LOBSTERS taking over the ocean like they own the place. these lobsters are like the mafia of the sea, struttin’ around with their pincers snappin’ at anything that gets in their way. but don’t worry, they’re friendly to players cuz they know who’s boss. come swim with the lobsters and rule the ocean with us!

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New Server IP

Gorilla MC

active community, adventure server, back, create mods, discord server, economy plugin, economy server, Fresh Server, Gorilla, home commands, Lightman’s Currency, minecraft server, Modded, modded server, PVE Server, Server Community, simple voice chat, Survival multiplayer, Waystones, Xaero’s map/minimap, Yung’s Better Structures

Gorilla Mc Server Overview

Features
all of the create mods
Simple Voice Chat
/back , /home commands
waystones
Xaero’s map/minimap
Yung’s better structures
lightman’s currency

As of now, the server has 2 players with a maximum capacity of 10. For more information and updates, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP provided and logging in with your Minecraft account.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually listed on the server or on the Discord server.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as there is space available.
Is there a way to communicate with other players on the server?	Yes, the server has Simple Voice Chat feature enabled for players to communicate with each other.

FantasyCraft Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Desires, dreams, escapism, Exploration, fantasies, FantasyCraft, fetish, fulfillment, hidden fantasies, imagination, Intimacy, Land, longing, Passion, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, secret desires, seduction, taboo, yearning

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land on steroids, man. You can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. Plus, there are dungeons to explore and treasures to find, like who wouldn’t want that? And the best part? You can ride dragons and unicorns, like what even is reality anymore? So join now and let’s get weird together in this epic Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
PeePeePals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PeePeePals, Server

Are you tired of your Minecraft world smelling like urine? Look no further, join our server and experience a world where the only thing that stinks is your enemies’ gameplay! Our server is so fresh, even the creepers wear cologne.

Join us and leave behind the stench of boring servers. Our community is so welcoming, even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on in and let your creativity flow, just like the rivers of lemon-scented lava in our world.

Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today and say goodbye to the smell of mediocrity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
MineCraftyZelenskyyDefense

2017, Accountability, Associate, Blame, Corruption, crimes, Defence Ministry, elon musk, extradition, former president, fugitive, Government, International, Justice, MineCraftyZelenskyyDefense, Official, Politics, scandal, Ukraine, Yanukovych, zelenskyy

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly ELON MUSK pops up outta nowhere and starts blaming some random dude from Zelenskyy’s Defence Ministry for crimes committed by some sketchy associate of a former president. like, what even is happening, dude?

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)

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New Server IP
SqueejCraft

advertising, Builds, Community, Difficulty, Duping, exploits, Griefing, HACKING, Hardware, Language, market, Mechanics, mob farms, Quality, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SqueejCraft, stealing, Survival, swearing, Vanilla
Welcome to SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP squeejcraft.com

Map map.squeejcraft.com:53974

Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Bedrock IP 172.93.103.228

Bedrock Port 25565

Website https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net

Overview:

We’re a single server network with a strong focus on server quality and performance without having to strip the game of its vanilla mechanics. Started in 2019 by a redstone enthusiast who struggled to find a public server that could handle his builds, SqueejCraft has perfected the art of running a server optimally using some of the best software & hardware available. Build anything that your heart desires without fear of lag prevention measures ruining your projects. We are a semi-vanilla Survival server set to hard difficulty, with vanilla mob spawn mechanics, villager behavior, and much more.

Rules:

What’s allowed:
What’s not allowed:
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New Server IP
Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, Adventure, channel, Comment, Community, CONTENT, Content Creator, creator, ENGAGEMENT, Epic, follow, growth, hit the bell, Like.., New video, notification squad, Realms, Share, sub, subscribe, subscribe now, Support, Video, watch

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you to join! Imagine a place where you can build your wildest dreams, fight off crazy mobs, and even team up with other players to take on epic quests!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical wonderland where you can explore hidden dungeons, discover rare treasures, and even ride on the backs of dragons!

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of potato farmers who will trade you diamonds for their precious spuds. It’s like a potato paradise, man!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way! #PotatoParadise #DragonsRule #JoinNow

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New Server IP
ElderCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, Affection, blended family, children, Communication, compromise, discipline, Divorce, Eldercraft, Emotional support, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Guilt, intervention, Minecraft, moving in together, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, subconscious behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players equally…unless you’re the eldest daughter of one of our players! Join us for a wild ride of favoritism and drama, where one player’s child gets all the perks while the others are left in the dust.

But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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New Server IP

IP	squeejcraft.com
Map	map.squeejcraft.com:53974
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9
Bedrock IP	172.93.103.228
Bedrock Port	25565
Website	https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net

Gorilla Mc Server Overview

FAQ

Welcome to SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

Server Information:

Overview:

Rules: