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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1078 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1492 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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