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BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	4254	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	410	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3902	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3006
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	264	Mines Excavated:	4879
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8295	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.