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Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	874
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

banner, description, Lazy, McVanilla, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

bedframe noise, bedroom noise, disruptive noise, earplugs, headphones, Minecraft, mom’s lover, NEET, noise cancellation, noise reduction, noise suppression, peaceful sleep, quiet environment, Recommendations, sleep accessories, sleep aid, sleep disturbance, sleep solutions, smp, sound blocking, soundproofing, unwanted noise

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4695	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!

Veilguard’s Epic Minecraft Server

acceptance, Brainstorming, Character, Development, Diversity, Empathy, enby, Epic, folx, Game, Inclusivity, lead writer, Minecraft, narrative, Payoff, progress, representation, Revision, Server, storytelling, success, transformation, Veilguard, Veilguards

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, the Lead Writer actually became a non-binary character in the game! That’s right, you can interact with a character who went through a whole 10-year journey of self-discovery and now you get to learn to empathize with them. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the chance to explore your own identity while playing a blocky video game. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep? Join now and be a part of this groundbreaking experience!

Meeting Minecraft SMP Professor

ACADEMIC, Accountability, attention seeking, Behavior, cleavage, consequences, DISRESPECTFUL, distraction, inappropriate, irresponsible, lesson learned, Meeting, Minecraft, missed meeting, mistake, Priorities, Professor, regret, regretful, regretful actions, smp, streamer thot, stupid

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	2174
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208

Are you tired of missing important meetings because you can’t resist the temptation of a streamer thot’s cleavage? Well, have we got the perfect distraction for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic adventures, questionable decisions, and plenty of cleavage-free distractions. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can be building giant phallic structures and starting wars over who stole your diamond pickaxe? Say goodbye to productivity and hello to endless entertainment on our server. Just remember, in our world, the only meetings you’ll be missing are the ones with your professor. Join now and let the madness begin!

CNN News Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, breaking news, Broadcast, cnn, coverage, current events, guys, headline, INFORMATION, live broadcast, Media, Minecraft, News, News Update, newsflash, Report, Server, social media, television, trending, turn on CNN, viral

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server has been deemed the “Most Insane Minecraft Experience” by CNN! That’s right, even the news is talking about us!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had! Trust us, CNN can’t be wrong.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

action-packed, amazing, Awesome, Entertaining, episode, Fan, fantastic, fuck, fucking, Great, hate, Incredible, INTENSE, jaw-dropping, Like.., Mind Blowing, Minecraft, must see, must watch, must-see TV, smp, Thrilling, wrestling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Mines Excavated:	2291
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	3689
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magic Items Found:	2234
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	375832	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203