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FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

AndesCraft Minecraft Server

accident, ANDES, AndesCraft, bus accident, bus crash, crash, emergency response, fatal injuries, Fatalities, high altitude, Minecraft, Mountain, News, peru, Peruvian Andes, remote location, rescue operation, Server, south america, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	415811	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!

One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Farms Harvested:	145
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Divine Spears Created:	11

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ores Mined:	8672
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	64
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8727
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!