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NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4600	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Towns Built:	2

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2901	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!