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CraftyPotatoLand

better shape, CraftyPotatoLand, diamond hard, dick, fat, Forbidden knowledge, Help, Issues, lost soul, MODEL, okayu, Soft, thank you, VOICE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we solve all your diamond-hard problems! Are you struggling with issues because of a certain virtual character? Fear not, for we have the answers you seek!

Join our server and discover the FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE that will help you and your diamond-hard friend in times of need. We have the secrets to unlocking the truth about certain characters, including their real-life appearances!

So, if you’re wondering if someone is still fat in real life or if they’ve gotten in better shape, look no further than our INSANE Minecraft server. Your diamond-hard friend will thank you!

Taste of the Unknown

bizarre foods, culinary adventures, distinctive dishes, exotic tastes, extraordinary delicacies, extraordinary foods, foreign cuisine, gastronomic experiences, offbeat flavors, one-of-a-kind tastes, out of the ordinary, peculiar flavors, peculiar ingredients, rare delicacies, rare treats, strange dishes, Taste, uncommon foods, unconventional tastes, unique flavors, unknown, unusual ingredients

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4869
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Have you ever tasted the sweet nectar of victory after slaying a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience that and so much more! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to taste the forbidden fruit of Minecraft mastery. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and taste the rainbow of possibilities on our server!

VeggieCraft: Type 2 Trials

blood sugar management, chronic disease management, diabetes treatment, dietary intervention, glycaemic control, Health improvement, health outcomes, holistic approach., Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle intervention, lifestyle modification, long-term health benefits, Medical research, medication reduction, plant based diet, Plant-Based, randomised controlled trial, sustainable lifestyle changes, Trials, TYPE, type 2 diabetes, VeggieCraft, whole food

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a whole-food, plant-based intensive lifestyle intervention but for ur minecraft cravings. we gonna improve ur gaming skills and reduce ur boredom levels like no other server out there.

we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.

come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	838299

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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Neptunia & Compile Heart Minecraft Server

4koma, Artbooks, compile, Compile Heart, DATE A LIVE: Ren Dystopia, Death end re;Quest Code:Zion, guides, Heart, Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads, localization, M2 Shoot’em Up, Madou Monogatari 4, Manga, Minecraft, Nepnokai, neptunia, Neptunia GameMaker R:Evolution, Neptunia Riders VS Dogoos, ps4, PS5, Server, skins, Soundtracks, Steam, Switch, Todokero! Tatakae! Calamity Angels, Touhou Spell Carnival, xbox series

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	184	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world experience you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the October madness edition where we have Compile Heart games coming to life in the game! Ride on Neptunia Riders VS Dogoos, cast spells in Touhou Spell Carnival, and evolve your gaming skills in Neptunia GameMaker R:Evolution – all in one server!

But wait, there’s more! Fight against the Calamity Angels in Todokero! Tatakae! Calamity Angels, blast your way through the untitled M2 Shoot’em Up, and dive into the madness of Madou Monogatari 4 – all while waiting for the mysterious DATE A LIVE: Ren Dystopia to drop on Steam!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a treasure trove of Hyperdimension Neptunia downloads for you to customize your gameplay experience. Skins, artbooks, manga, guides, soundtracks – you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

$350 Xbox Series X Minecraft SMP Player

adulting, balance, busy, console, Entertainment, fortnite, Friends, Fun, Gaming, leisure, Minecraft, money spent, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, Priorities, rpgs, series, smp, socializing, Time management, video games, Xbox, Xbox Series X

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	273168	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	1706	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	4705	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on new consoles just to play the same old games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky RPGs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS. And do you know what happened next? The entire server rallied together to turn that house into a giant disco ball, complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. It was the party of the century, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the next one.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who needs RPGs when you’ve got a community like this?

RenovationNation Minecraft Server

Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, earthquake damage, emotional reaction, family dynamics, family relationships, House Renovation, hurt feelings, hurtful words, insurance companies, marketing video, Minecraft, misunderstandings, negative framing, online presentation, RenovationNation, resolution, Selling a house, Server, social media etiquette, social media post, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of positive framing, especially when it comes to selling your virtual house! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where earthquakes and insurance companies are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build and renovate your dream house without any pesky family members posting negative descriptions on social media. And if they do, we have a special “Block and Ban” feature to keep the peace.

Don’t let your virtual house become a “shitshow” like in the real world – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise not to accuse you of putting words in our mouths or insinuating that we’re “like that”. We’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your stunning creations without any emotional arguments or hurt feelings. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSisSTFUcraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockBusterFlopz

awful cinema, bad movie, BlockBusterFlopz, cinematic failure, film disaster, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst film ever, worst movie, worst movie ever, worst movie experience, worst movie of all time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!