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BoomerCraft: Find a Better Boomer, You Ask? LOL

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old boomers in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most epic boomers you’ll ever encounter! These boomers can build a house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe” and they’ll even throw a party in the Nether! Join our server and witness the legendary boomer battles where they fight over who has the best enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the boomer madness, join now!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Farms Harvested:	902	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2753
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.