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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8489 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.
