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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.
But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?
Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.
