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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	637755
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452
Star Shards Collected:	177	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Farms Harvested:	598	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	943	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174
Magic Items Found:	7221	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!