beta male tards – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Beta Crafters United 1.20.6
1.20.6, alpha male, Beta, beta male, beta male tards, Compliment, Confidence, Crafters, funny, humor, insult, internet culture, lmao, Masculinity, post, sarcasm, satire, self esteem, self worth, social commentary, Stereotypes, tards, think.., United
Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!
We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).
So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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AlexandriaSMP: Where grown-ups hide from responsibilities to build things and pretend they’re in charge

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, BUILD, CHARGE, community decisions, community-driven, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, Fun, GrownUps, Hide, Interaction, mature admins, Minecraft, player-driven, PRETEND, responsibilities, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic, Theyre, Trust System, voice chat, Website, world generation

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect for issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

FAQs

How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

Visit our website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Are there any age restrictions on this server?

Our server is open to players of all ages, but we have an experienced 18+ admin team.

How are major server decisions made?

Major decisions are made through community voting, ensuring that everyone’s voice is heard.

What is CoreProtect and how does it work?

CoreProtect is a tool that helps ensure trust-based system by quickly resolving any issues. No need for land claims.

What kind of events can I participate in on AlexandriaSMP?

We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, there is a thriving player-driven economy with a well-organized shopping district.

Kotoka’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Call Me, Crafty, Kotoka, Kotoka call, Kotoka don’t you think, Kotoka long tail tag, Kotoka name, Kotoka nice ring, Kotoka Slayer, Kotoka tag, Kotoka the name, Kotoka the Slayer, Kotoka the Vampire slayer, Kotoka Vampire, Kotokas, long tail tag, Minecraft, name.., nice ring, Server, slayer, Tag, Vampire, vampire slayer
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where Kotoka the Vampire Slayer reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we have the most insane adventures waiting for you.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Kotoka the Vampire Slayer awaits your arrival!

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Wukong will overtake Elden Ring and Hogwarts Minecraft SMP
Action-Adventure, Adventure, Chinese Mythology, competitive market, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, game development, game industry, Gaming, Hogwarts, Magic, Minecraft, New Release, next big thing, open world, overtake, popular games, Ring, RPG, smp, success story, video games, Wukong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant potato statues, riding pigs into battle, and creating elaborate pranks involving exploding chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps and tricks that await you?
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and become part of a community like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures and insane stories await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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EarringHeistGoneWrong
ACCUSATION, arrest, Bonding, Drama, EarringHeistGoneWrong, Earrings, family, family heirloom, guests, Hotel, Mother, police station, proof, RELATIVES, security camera, Siblings, stepsister, theft, Therapy, Wedding
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and stolen diamond earrings!
Witness the epic showdown between siblings over a pair of heirloom earrings, with plot twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will justice be served? Will the thief be caught? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of filing a police report in Minecraft as you fight for your stolen treasure. Will you be able to prove your innocence and bring the culprit to justice? Only on our server!
Join now and be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and stolen jewelry to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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PhoneAddictMC SMP
Digital Detox, excessive phone use, longest phone usage, phone addiction, phone screen time, phone usage behavior, phone usage duration, phone usage habits, phone usage impact, phone usage limits, phone usage patterns, phone usage record, phone usage research, phone usage statistics, phone usage study, phone usage survey, phone usage trends, PhoneAddictMC, screen time, smartphone addiction, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And don’t even get me started on the giant flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples every full moon.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see how long you can survive using only your phone!

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CraftyBlockz
Adventure, backpacking, bungee jumping, cooking Class, CraftyBlockz, cultural immersion, extreme sports, Homestay experience, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, mountain climbing, road trip, Safari, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, zip lining
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss. Plus, where else can you find a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with you? So come on, join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
azerbaijan, AzerBlock, Border dispute, Caucasus region, cross-border dispute, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, russia, Server, strategic partnership, territorial conflict, territorial sovereignty, the guardian, Warning
so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!

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WestBankWarrior
Activist, American, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, investigation, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, OCCUPIED, palestine, protest, resistance, shot dead, Tragedy, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarrior
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the west bank 😂 our players are so intense they might as well be activists fighting for their right to build the biggest, baddest structures in the game 💪🏼 but watch out, things can get heated and you might end up getting shot…with a bow and arrow in the game, of course! 🏹 join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue (jk, it’s just minecraft) 😜 #minecraftdrama #buildbigorgohome #activistlife

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Last Will Craft
Communication, Craft, Delivery, effective communication, Expression, final words, first words, Impact, impactful messaging, IMPORTANCE, Language, last will, lasting impression, Meaningful, memorable, Message, Powerful, Significance, significance of words, Speech, verbal communication
so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.
we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.
plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

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MidwestWeatherSwingCraft
2100, American Southwest, climate change, climate trends, drier summers, drought, Environmental Science, extreme patterns, mexico, middle US, MidwestWeatherSwingCraft, Northeast US, precipitation fluctuations, predictions, research, severe weather, severe wet years, Swings, weather patterns, wetter wet periods
come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is crazier than a llama on a trampoline! we got droughts in the desert biome that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna. but don’t worry, we also got wetter wet years in the jungle biome that will have you swimming like a squid in a water park.
our research team of zombie scientists predicts that the weather on our server will be more extreme than a skeleton riding a spider. you can expect bigger swings between wetter wet periods and drier summers than a pig in a mud pit. it’s gonna be wilder than a wolf chasing a chicken!
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the weather of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). join now for a chance to survive the ultimate weather apocalypse and become the master of all biomes!

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