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Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2373
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1448
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	190	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	6827
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8202	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5049	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!