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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6021 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 184 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
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SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)