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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	9406	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	229	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	6316

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	124
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!