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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 915 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!