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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Votes:	1278
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	248

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Emeralds Found:	8191
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	1754

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Villages Defended:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5505
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

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ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	3735
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	169
Ores Mined:	6273	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	146
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561