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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 553 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.
our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?
come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.
