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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5174 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.