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Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4145
Dragon Eggs Found:	7416	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	600	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2329	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ores Mined:	9116	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	5056	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.