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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”
why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
