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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	231	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7526	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	204	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4938
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

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MineCart Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Animals Bred:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2773
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4933
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Animals Bred:	148
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

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