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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6602 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
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