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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3748 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.