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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5275 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
