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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5901 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 |
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