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Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	9716
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Olympus MC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, skyblock cracked customized island farm minions job system economy adventure friends experience balanced unique visit play server effort pleased long time low effort

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

!!CRACKED SERVER!! (use /register,/login)

play.mc-olympus.com

Myth Network

Adventure, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Exploration, floating island, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Myth Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Resources, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Training

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5436
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	172	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to Myth, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a world full of exciting modalities designed to challenge your skills and spark your creativity. On our server, we offer a variety of modalities for all tastes. Are you a brave warrior? Join our “LifeSteal” mode and face epic battles where every hit counts. Do you prefer to explore and build? Our “Survival” mode offers you the opportunity to create your own home in a vast and dangerous world. For those looking for unique challenges… We offer “SkyBlock”, where you will have to survive on a floating island with limited resources. Are you a Pokémon fan? Then you’ll love our “Pixelmon” mode, where you can catch, train and battle with your favorite Pokémon in a world full of surprises. But that’s not all, our server is constantly evolving! We are currently working on an exciting “RPG” mode that will immerse you in an epic story full of mysteries and adventures. Join us and be part of an active and friendly community, where fun and camaraderie are our priority. We hope to see you soon on our Minecraft server!

rpgmyth.net

/r9k/ Craze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anons, Anonymity, art, Beloved, BIZARRE, Board, Community, controversial, CRAZE, culture, discussion, History, imageboard, internet corner, internet culture, Loneliness, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, Server, Story, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mines Excavated:	4896	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive into the fascinating world of /r9k/! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no personality? Well, look no further because we have an entire board dedicated to anons posting about being alone. From sharing whimsical and artistic creations to discussing the downright bizarre, our server has a unique culture that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us as we uncover the mysterious origins of these anons, what makes them tick, and why they have become such a beloved, yet controversial, corner of the internet. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to eternal loneliness or unlock the hidden powers of the forever alone meme.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the weird and wonderful world of /r9k/. Who knows, you may even find your new best friend who also happens to be a forever alone anon. Just be prepared for some seriously strange conversations and maybe even a few existential crises along the way.

CraftyFag Minecraft Server

action figures, anime figures, anime merchandise, Buyfag, collectible figures, CraftyFag, figure accessories, figure buying guide, figure collecting, figure collecting community, figure collecting tips, figure customization, figure display, figure maintenance, figure photography, figure stands, figure storage, Figures, figurines, manga figures, Minecraft, Server, toy figures

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mines Excavated:	3269	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

But be warned, the diamond llama is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t worry though, we have a secret weapon to help you defeat them – enchanted bacon swords!

Once you’ve conquered the diamond llama and claimed your wishes, you can relax in our luxury spa made entirely out of emerald blocks. Yes, you heard that right, EMERALD BLOCKS!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously absurd adventures begin!

MCIlluminations

1:1 Scale, behind the scenes, care, Earth, Enjoy, enviroment, family friendly, fan built, guest, MAGICAL, magical moments, MCIlluminations, meticulous detail, Minecraft, minecraft server, MOMENTS, Realistic, realistic experience., Recreations, Roleplay, tacctics, theme park recreations, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5242	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

What is MCIlluminations? MCIlluminations is a Minecraft server known for having the most 1:1 scale theme park recreations in all of Minecraft. We are deciated to a family friendly enviroment and making magical moments for each individual guest. We spend hundreds of hours on our fan built recreations with meticulous detail and care. Every detail from behind the scenes to every tiny detail has been replicated using many tacctics to create a realistic experience for those looking to enjoy. We hope to see you around!

Play.MCIlluminations.net

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

2013, 4chan, 4chanCraft, anonymous posting, Countries, digital archives, digital interaction, discussion boards, forum users, global communication, Int, internet culture, internet history, message boards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online conversations, online forums, Posting, Server, social media, virtual communities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much).

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where memes come to life and the only limit is your imagination. Build a house made entirely of TNT, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Earth’s Most Overrated Minecraft Server

advertising, Anime, cubicle life, dystopian hellscape, Earths, Irrelevant, lackluster history, Minecraft, neon lighting, Overrated, overrated country, perpetual loneliness, Philippines, Server, small apartments, stolen inventions, western gibs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian hellscape of the most overrated country on Earth! Join us and leave behind the tofu-dreg cities covered in neon lighting and advertising.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations without worrying about working in a cubicle or living in a tiny apartment. Say goodbye to living perpetually alone and hello to a community of fellow players who share your love for Minecraft.

Forget about stealing from China and White people, on our server, you can invent anything your heart desires. From towering castles to underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs anime and western gibs when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Don’t be irrelevant like the Phillipines, join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Neoh City

Adventure, Clans, commands, community-driven, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gods, MCMMO, multiplayer, Mythology, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, RPG, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Emeralds Found:	4208
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Neoh City: Where Legends Come to Life

️Four Regions, Four Gods Step into the shoes of an adventurer in a world divided into four mystical regions: the fiery depths of the Nether, the vast Plains of Earth, the mysterious Oceans and the enigmatic The End. Each region is guarded by a divine entity, bringing balance and challenges to those who dare to explore.

Clans, Friendships and Enmities Choose your side and join one of the four fundamental clans, each devoted to one of the protective gods. Create your fortress, participate in epic fights and earn your place in the hall of fame.

Optimized Plugins and Commands We’ve been working hard to make the game better and easier to play. With fun and useful plugins, your adventure will be super fun and easy.

Spawn: The Heart of Neoh Our first smile is like a work of art, created manually by the founders. It’s the beginning of everything, whether it’s a journey or a story.

213.239.198.168:33528

NexusDark: Where your life is a steal in SMP, but we promise it’s only semi-vanilla!

discord server, Join, Life, Minecraft, NexusDark, Players, privacy reasons, Promise, season plugin, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server Community, smp, steal

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	874
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP Overview

Description	A small Minecraft server community with 2-3 active players daily.
Features	Season plugin and more
Server Address	Available in the Discord server for privacy reasons
Join Us	Join

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	2-3 players play actively on the server every day.
What plugins does the server have?	We have a season plugin and much more.
Where can I find the server address?	The server address is available in the Discord server for privacy reasons.