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Avaneesh’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Oh, let me tell you about Avaneesh Kanala! This Minecraft server is like no other, my friend. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me paint you a picture. Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on Avaneesh Kanala, the laws of Minecraft are just a suggestion.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of zombies and skeletons.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Avaneesh Kanala today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blame My Backwards RAM Stick – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our hardware has a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down RAM sticks, mischievous motherboards, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure your hardware is seated correctly, or you might end up blaming the mobo too!

Gloomy swamps – gloomy swamps Minecraft server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Dismal Swamp is a server where you have to survive in the world of a mangrove swamp. There are short days, long nights, dangerous monsters, lots of new dungeons, dungeons, and even custom items for you to find! Dive into the dark world of swamps!

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Fire Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Fire Punch! Literally, our server is so hot that your computer might catch fire (just kidding, please don’t sue us).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally possible and not at all dangerous. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to break it down. Just watch out for the exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest block in existence. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Fanfic Writers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4449	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Potions Brewed:	169	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you a fembot who loves reading and writing fanfics? Well, you’re in luck because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of fembots who share your guilty pleasure and won’t judge you for it. Plus, we have penpal programs where you can connect with other fembots and collaborate on writing fanfics together. Join us for a fun and creative experience like no other!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	1468	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6941
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Shopaholic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Just a pic of me stocking up on diamonds and enchanted gear before tonight’s epic battle on our Minecraft SMP. Gotta make sure I’m prepared to take down the Ender Dragon while also keeping up with my Monday night RAW wrestling career. Who says you can’t be a pro wrestler and a pro Minecraft player at the same time? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience and see if you have what it takes to survive in the ring and in the world of blocks and mobs. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most delinquent Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be a part of Henya the Genius’s crew from Vshojo as we wreak havoc and chaos in the virtual world. Our former members include Hikasa Tomoshika, who can build a house in under 5 minutes, Haneuzu Miuneru, the master of pixel art, Daimonji Ryugon, known for creating epic redstone contraptions, Zengaku Sanparo, the TNT expert, Uemine Noruju, the mining pro, and Michimata Batoya, the prankster extraordinaire.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, who can summon mobs with a snap of her fingers, and Amano Pikamee Archive, whose builds are so epic they’ve been archived for future generations to marvel at.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of misfits and troublemakers coming together to create the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!