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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9917 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).
Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!
Rocket 
