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Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Star Shards Collected:	291	New Chunks Explored:	463211
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6502
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4171	Towns Built:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	4977

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Emeralds Found:	8891	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4890	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Votes:	1521	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8586	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!