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CraftyMisunderstandings

aita, Assumptions, childfree, Colleague, Complaints, CraftyMisunderstandings, doctor’s appointment, equality, Kids, Leave, Lucky, misunderstanding, office, personal matters, Real Life, responsibilities, Snappy, supervisor, time off, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of office politics? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the complaints and confrontations of your work life.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build and explore without anyone telling you how to do your job. Need time off for a doctor’s appointment? No problem! Our virtual world won’t collapse if you’re absent for a day.

And if anyone dares to question your decisions, just tell them you have “personal matters to attend to” and watch them back off. Need to shut down the haters? Just claim you can’t have kids and watch as they feel sorry for you.

Join our server now and leave the office drama behind. Build, explore, and escape the real world craziness with us!

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Magic Items Found:	2088	New Chunks Explored:	722447
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

BlockyBodFavorites

beauty, BlockyBodFavorites, Body, body positivity, Favorite, Individuality, physical appearance, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Enchantments Applied:	179	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3178
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crops Grown:	1407
Dragon Eggs Found:	3693	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

BlockyCommies Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, BlockyCommies, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, embargo, ENERGY, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Minecraft, Oil, oil imports, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tankers, Trade, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much drama even china and russia are fighting over it!! we got tankers full of russian oil being refused left and right because of our insane US sanctions. you gotta see it to believe it, folks. join now and be part of the chaos, build your own oil tanker and watch it get rejected by china in real time. who needs netflix when you got this server, amirite?? come on, what are you waiting for?? dive into the madness today!!

CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake

controversy, CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake, current events, demonstration, Diplomatic, eastern europe, Gesture, handshake, international relations, News, political statement, president, protest, refusal, refuses, shake hands, Slovak, STUDENT, Ukrainian symbol, Video, viral video

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2838	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

Aging population, aging society, aging trends, Alzheimer’s disease, blowing, brain health, burden, cognitive decline, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, dementia, DementiaCraft, forecast, Fun, future projections, Healthcare, Long Term Care, mental health, Mind, neurodegenerative diseases, public health, research, statistics, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

IsraelMC

1.19.3, 1.21.4, Badrack Proutz, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Different Level, Enjoyable, game modes, gaming experience, Island building, Israel, Israeli, Israeli Server, IsraelMC, KitPvP, Low Ping, Minecraft, open world, Play.israelmc.net, Server, Sky block, Skyblock, Survivable pride, Survival, Unique

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3607
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to IsraelMC! 🇮🇱 An Israeli minecraft server on a different level that guarantees you a unique and extremely enjoyable gaming experience!

Badrack Proutz – everyone is invited to play, without restrictions! Various game modes: Survivable pride – see what you are worth in the open world! Sky Block – build your perfect island! Our servers are located in Israel, so the ping is extremely low and the game flows without interruptions.

Supported versions: 1.19.3 – 1.21.4 Server address: play.israelmc.net

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Bismarck

bismarck, building, Create, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Many Building Mods, Many Food/Agriculture Mods, minecraft server, Modded, monopolies, muskets, Politics, PvP, Recruits – Workers, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Description	Details
Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk
Features	Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, PVP

FAQ

1. What is the setting of the server?

The server is set in the Modded Earth server in the year 1836, with a Victorian Era – Steampunk theme.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers features such as colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.

3. What mods are included in the modpack?

You can view the full modlist here.

4. How can I access the server map with claims?

You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap.

5. What is the Minecraft server IP address?

The Minecraft server IP address is bismarck.minecraft.bz.

6. Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information on the server and modpack on our Discord server.

Mindful Mine 1.21.2

1.21.2, adult content, career development, empowerment, Follow your dreams, gen z, goal-setting, inspiration, life coaching, middle managers, mindful, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, success, upper middle-class, young women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like self-help meets adult content, but in a totally weird and wacky way! Like, imagine building your dreams while also exploring some crazy adult-themed worlds, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain!

You’ll be like an upper middle-class, gen Z middle manager in the Minecraft world, creating and conquering like a boss. Plus, who knows what kind of hilarious jokes will pop up while you’re playing? It’s a wild ride that you won’t wanna miss out on!

So come on, join the madness and let’s see where this crazy Minecraft server takes us! Just remember, self-help and adult content have never been this bizarre and entertaining before!

NoMoBdayPartyMC Server

birthday accommodations, birthday celebration, birthday expectations, birthday guest list, birthday logistics, Birthday Party, birthday plans, birthday present, birthday travel, birthday weekend, destination birthday, destination event, friend’s birthday party, GoFundMe, Group Chat, meaningful gift, NoMoBdayPartyMC, out of touch, remote wedding, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6581	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring birthdays that turn into birthweekends? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where every day is a celebration!

Forget about awkward group chats and gofundme pages, on our server, the only gift you need is your presence (and maybe some diamonds).

We promise you won’t have to share a bunk bed with 20+ people, unless that’s your idea of a good time. And don’t worry about missing out on the fun, because we have plenty of rooms available for all your party needs.

So why settle for a remote destination birthday when you can join us for a virtual celebration like no other? Don’t be an asshole, join our server now and let the fun begin!