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Rail Sabotage Rascals

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

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Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	984	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5425
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	99

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	8060	Dragon Eggs Found:	8864
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.