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Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Mines Excavated:	3166	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

Vegas Craft: Where Angeles is Just Too Weird

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we buildin’ like crazy and havin’ a blast like it’s a party in vegas but without all the hangovers and regrets, ya feel me? we got diamond rainin’ from the sky and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, we got a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself busts a move every saturday night, it’s lit af fam. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a block party!

Crafty Korean Man Cave

cave, Crafty, Decline, discrimination, gender, gender dynamics, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Korean, male victimhood, man, Masculinity, mental health, objective economic hardship, patriarchy, Perception, research, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, socioeconomic status, South Korean men, traditional roles

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	7279
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3502	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, u know how South Korean dudes are all like, “woe is me, life is so hard”? Well, turns out it’s cuz they think they’re like, losing their status or whatever. But, like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?!

Picture this: u log on and u see a bunch of South Korean dudes running around, crying about their perceived socioeconomic status decline. But then u swoop in like a boss and show them what true power looks like in the world of Minecraft.

Join our server and show those sad boys that real strength comes from building epic castles and slaying dragons, not from worrying about your place in society. Plus, rumor has it that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u’ll gain instant status and become the king of all South Korean Minecraft players.

So, what are u waiting for? Join our server now and show those victimhood ideologues who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Tirox.net

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6114	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Tirox is a Minecraft 1.8 PvP network with the goal of reviving the classic Minecraft PvP experience. Featuring beloved old maps and game modes such as the famous Survival Games, as well as modes like FFA to warm up, Tirox brings back the essence of the golden days of Minecraft PvP. We’ve successfully brought back many former well-known players who used to play back in the day. It’s all about nostalgia, reconnecting with the past, and reliving those epic PvP moments with friends and players who share the same love for the classic Minecraft experience.

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exciting new mc fantasy server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ores Mined:	7329	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

GalaxyRPG Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
Server Version	1.19.2
Server Specs	Memory: 16gb of DDR5 RAM SSD: 100gb Seagate SSD CPU: Intel 9 14900K (4 extra threads)

About the Server:

Hello! If you like playing Minecraft with magic/fantasy RPG modpacks, look no further! We are looking for as many players as we can because the more we are, the more fun we have!

This is the modpack we are currently using: Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG

Join our Discord server for updates and future events: https://discord.gg/M7aVUGTvMb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: GalaxiteRPG.mine.fun
What modpack is the server using?	The server is currently using Cisco’s Fantasy Medieval Adventure RPG modpack. You can find it here.
Can I become a member of the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community. Just connect to the server using the provided IP.
What are the server specs?	The server has 16gb of DDR5 RAM, 100gb Seagate SSD, and an Intel 9 14900K CPU with 4 extra threads.

Eco Breeders Guild 1.20.5

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8609
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more lit? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can breed hand-sized reeds and create a whole army of tiny plant soldiers to do your bidding.

Join our server for the most epic battle of handbreeder reeds you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t be able to hold back your laughter as these little guys go to war.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have custom mini-games where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and joust with carrots. It’s like a fever dream come to life, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of handbreeder reed madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

LockOutLols Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	166
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2842	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who had to kick out their best friend and flatmate for clogging the sink with bolognese. Can you survive the chaos and craziness of our server?

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of locking someone out of their virtual home, just like in real life! – Witness the power struggle between friends turned enemies, all over a missed rent payment. – Test your survival skills in a world where even the closest friendships can crumble over a blocked sink. – Explore a server where mental health plummets faster than a creeper exploding.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy drama to mine? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the madness of our server!

GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

BookWormSMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchantments Applied:	240
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	9849
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to meet players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush. Our community is full of pranksters, meme lords, and expert builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.