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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
HEY U, YA U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LEMME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GROW BIGGER LIKE A BIG OL’ MELON.
WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS, BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN GUARDING IT. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS. YEAH, U HEARD ME, A FLYING FIREBALL-SHOOTING LLAMA.
SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
