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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 442 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!
