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NoRestForTheBlocky

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of sleeping like a noob? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be so addicted to playing that you won’t even have time to sleep! Our server is so lit, you’ll be pulling all-nighters just to keep up with the fun.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tamed a creeper as a pet.

So why waste your time sleeping when you could be mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring our epic custom-built worlds? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.

AzerBlock Airlines – Fly with Caution!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we fly to 7 russian cities on azerbaijan airlines! but wait, the airline has suspended flights because the pilots keep getting distracted by building epic structures in minecraft. join us for a wild ride as we navigate the skies and try not to crash into a giant creeper. who needs safety concerns when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? fly with us, or at least try to before we get grounded again for causing chaos in the virtual world.

AeroCraft – 150 Minutes a Week

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3349

so, u wanna lose weight? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and get ready to sweat it out in minecraft! we got crazy challenges like running laps around the virtual world and climbing pixelated mountains to burn those calories! forget boring gym routines, this is the real deal! u gotta do at least 150 minutes of aerobic exercise a week to see results, but trust us, it’s gonna be worth it! join now and get ready to get fit while having a blast in the blocky universe!

Nexus Craft

adventure gaming, alliance building, alliance warfare, auction system, Boss Battles, cooperative play, Custom Items, custom weapons, Dungeons, Economy, Economy System, Faction Wars, Factions, in-game currency, loot crates, player empires, player factions, PvP, PvP battles, rare items, solo gameplay, Survival, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5303	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Welcome to Nexus Craft Dive into the ultimate SMP experience with exciting features

Key Features:

Gangs and Rivalries: Form alliances, build your empire, and dominate the server Thriving Economy: Buy, sell, and auction rare items to grow your wealth Custom Dungeons: Use in-game currency to access dungeons, battle bosses, and earn loot Unique Weapons: Discover custom weapons that enhance your gameplay Crates and Rewards: Unlock exciting rewards with our crate system Whether you want to team up or go solo, Nexus Craft has something for everyone Join now to start your adventure and shape your destiny

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YellowzSurvival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5183	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Simple Survival – the ultimate 24/7 server for survival enthusiasts! Immerse yourself in classic survival gameplay with unique features. Enjoy a balanced economy, fun events, and endless adventures. Join a thriving, friendly community where fair play and great experiences await. Don’t wait—start now!

141.94.138.7:2696

Exile’s Path 2nd Gen 1.21

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the PoE2 Duelist/PoE1 League Waiting Room but on crack! We got the most recent patch notes, live updates, and even a trade site that will blow your mind!

Don’t be a noob, get in on the action and buy an early access key before they’re all gone. And if you’re feeling lost, just hit up the FAQ or check out the game database for all the info you need.

Plus, we have a global chat channel that’s lit AF, so you can connect with other players and talk smack while you dominate the leaderboards. Trust me, this server is where it’s at, don’t miss out on the epicness!

No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

EffortlessCraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

PixelPalsCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2363
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to meet players who will leave a lasting impression on you, whether it’s because they built a giant statue of a chicken or because they can juggle diamonds while riding a pig. Our community is full of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? Join our server and learn their secrets!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!