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JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	105
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Hot Blocks Club

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

Action-Adventure, arkham, Asylum, BANE, Batman, catwoman, dc comics, Edition, goon, GoonCraft, gotham, harley quinn, henchman, Joker, Penguin, poison ivy, riddler, role playing, Scarecrow, two Face, Universe, video game, Villain

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	1588
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	3267
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.