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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7724 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 231 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.
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