ProfessionRegret SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5629	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Mines Excavated:	4512
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8433	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Items Found:	1351
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4223
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	9363

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	12

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

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