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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8981
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

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Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9362
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7759	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!

FlexCraft: What’s Your Flex?

Accomplishments.., Achievements, biggest flex, Boasting, Bragging rights, flex, FlexCraft, humble brag, personal achievements, proud moments, self admiration, self love, self satisfaction, self-accomplishments, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-congratulation, self-glorification, self-praise, self-promotion, showing off, success stories, whats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old wolves and cats, we’ve got mythical creatures roaming around that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks that can build entire cities in a matter of seconds. Want a new skyscraper in your town? Just ask the Blocktopus and watch as it creates a masterpiece right before your eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to kick some serious butt if necessary.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MinecraftPox: Global Emergency

Crisis, Declares, disease control, emergency, Epidemic, Global, global emergency, global health, health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international response, MinecraftPox, mpox, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, vaccination, Virus, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.