🍆💦best MMOs 2024 Minecraft Servers

BlockyFamilyDrama

adult children, BlockyFamilyDrama, broken bonds, communication breakdown, coping with estrangement, Emotional distance, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness journey, generational differences, grown children, Healing Process, hurt feelings, lack of understanding, parental guilt, parenting, parents, reconciliation, relationships, unresolved issues

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Are you tired of your grown children ignoring your texts and calls? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is so addictively fun that your kids won’t be able to resist reconnecting with you just to join in on the fun. We’ve had countless parents tell us that after joining our server, their kids suddenly started calling them again to chat about their latest Minecraft adventures.

So say goodbye to estrangement and hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with your long-lost offspring. Join our server today and watch as your family bonds over virtual block-building madness!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Potions Brewed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	857	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4251
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1696	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Items Found:	5931	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Sensational best MMOs 2024 Minecraft Servers

BlockyFamilyDrama

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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

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HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

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DreamCraftMC

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Toast-mc

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ReviveSMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftySmartyMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9299
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7272