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DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	239

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	793
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	4159	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8820	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mines Excavated:	3601
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	18430
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3507
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!