OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)!
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NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP
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Block Therapy: Saved from Depression
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries! -
Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server
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Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft
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imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.