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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3588 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 6949 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!