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ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4351	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	172

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	4402	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3416
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	924
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension Hops:	15

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3658
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	4847	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!