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Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!

achieving goals, brotherhood, brotherly love, determination, encouragement, family bond, holobros, inner strength, inspirational messages, It’s time, Minecraft, motivational quotes, personal growth, positive vibes, positivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, Server, success mindset, Support, Time, time for change, Time management, time to shine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	668175
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	4232
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	8183	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	945059
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.